In the beginning, there was an asskicker.
Jun. 5th, 2006 | 11:57 pm
I find it amazing that there can be such a disparity of sensibity in people. I mean, its one thing to be in combat with your emotions, or to be at odds with yourself, thats normal. Thats sane. Thats fine.
But then there's stupid.
And then there's just plain fucking idiotic. Not cutesy Kelly Bundy idiotic. I mean downright, stupid-ass Britney Spears moronic.
I refer of course, to that scourge to man, the bastion of all things hateful and curmudgeonly, and spiteful ignorant bitch, Arianwen.
Here at the Colonel's though we refer to her as "Arianwench" or "Ariancunt", depending on the weather, or the mood, or who's winning in sports.
For those who are unaware or have just had their heads up their asses for the last couple years, Arianwench is a bitch. She hates people and complains frequently about it, as well as how she hardly as any money, her "DH" (i.e. "Dear Husband") hardly ever touches her, let alone attempts to engage her in sexual intercourse (which, to be perfeclty frank is an image we here at the Colonel's would like cattleprodded off our brains please), and how every five minutes she seems to have purchased something new like a laptop or an iPod or a DVD player or a videogame system yet is unable to have much money.
Like the other trolls of the board, she likes to cotnradict herself over and over again. It would be both sad and hilarious at the same time if it didn't evoke one's 'rolleye's function set on repeat for hours on end. Take for example, her supposedly 'friendly' title of "Queen of Ignore". Lo and behold Arianwench was fond of arguing with posters on the BBS and 'winning' by just telling them off, that she would put them on ignore.
And she would do it.
Except the dumb bitch also would go back and read everything the people on her ignore list would write anyway. For what reason, your guess is as good as the Colonel's, but one thing is definitely for certain.
She is one dumbass mofo.
Anyway, as all good orators and debaters know, shouting FUCK YOU!!!!!111!! in all caps is indeed the end-all, be-all final way to end an internet argument, no matter how retarded one may look doing it. The problem here though lies in Arianwench's past. You see, the Dumb Bitch really is in actuality a Dumb bitch. She never finished high school and never went to college. Now loyal readers, it may seem like the Colonel is poking fun at an uneducated woman when in reality, the Colonel is, in fact, poking fun at an uneducated woman. She is so absorbed in her own warped little "Boo hoo, I'm a victim" world that anyone who doesn't agree with her gets the universal "FUCK OFF!" and anyone who annoys her, including teenagers, tourists, hobos, and cops are referred to as "it" or "people" or "things".
For someone who joined a message board about a show that celebrated diversity and acceptance and tolerance of all things different, this bitch sure did miss the point.
So, Arianwench, Queen ofIgnore Hypocrites, this Bud's for you:
But then there's stupid.
And then there's just plain fucking idiotic. Not cutesy Kelly Bundy idiotic. I mean downright, stupid-ass Britney Spears moronic.
I refer of course, to that scourge to man, the bastion of all things hateful and curmudgeonly, and spiteful ignorant bitch, Arianwen.
Here at the Colonel's though we refer to her as "Arianwench" or "Ariancunt", depending on the weather, or the mood, or who's winning in sports.
For those who are unaware or have just had their heads up their asses for the last couple years, Arianwench is a bitch. She hates people and complains frequently about it, as well as how she hardly as any money, her "DH" (i.e. "Dear Husband") hardly ever touches her, let alone attempts to engage her in sexual intercourse (which, to be perfeclty frank is an image we here at the Colonel's would like cattleprodded off our brains please), and how every five minutes she seems to have purchased something new like a laptop or an iPod or a DVD player or a videogame system yet is unable to have much money.
Like the other trolls of the board, she likes to cotnradict herself over and over again. It would be both sad and hilarious at the same time if it didn't evoke one's 'rolleye's function set on repeat for hours on end. Take for example, her supposedly 'friendly' title of "Queen of Ignore". Lo and behold Arianwench was fond of arguing with posters on the BBS and 'winning' by just telling them off, that she would put them on ignore.
And she would do it.
Except the dumb bitch also would go back and read everything the people on her ignore list would write anyway. For what reason, your guess is as good as the Colonel's, but one thing is definitely for certain.
She is one dumbass mofo.
Anyway, as all good orators and debaters know, shouting FUCK YOU!!!!!111!! in all caps is indeed the end-all, be-all final way to end an internet argument, no matter how retarded one may look doing it. The problem here though lies in Arianwench's past. You see, the Dumb Bitch really is in actuality a Dumb bitch. She never finished high school and never went to college. Now loyal readers, it may seem like the Colonel is poking fun at an uneducated woman when in reality, the Colonel is, in fact, poking fun at an uneducated woman. She is so absorbed in her own warped little "Boo hoo, I'm a victim" world that anyone who doesn't agree with her gets the universal "FUCK OFF!" and anyone who annoys her, including teenagers, tourists, hobos, and cops are referred to as "it" or "people" or "things".
For someone who joined a message board about a show that celebrated diversity and acceptance and tolerance of all things different, this bitch sure did miss the point.
So, Arianwench, Queen of